You can buy underwear that will filter your farts so no one can smell them. For people with digestive disorders, Irritable Bowel Syndrome, or Crohn's disease this just may be a godscent. (Yes, that's my pun for the day.) I guess you have to have a whole lot of body awareness and trust you'll know when your fart will be silent and deadly or LOUD and deadly. Loud even without the stink would still qualify as a social faux pas, and these undergarments don't help with the noise.
Buy them at Shreddies. Their website photo is priceless:
It never ceases to amaze me what one can find on the Internet. I have no idea if this is a real company or someone's idea of a joke. Their motto is "Fart with Confidence." But if it is real, there must be a way to use this technology so we don't have to smell other stink...maybe make masks from the same material? I wonder if they use chemicals in their filters? I wonder if a mask made from this fabric would still allow you to breathe?
I'm curious, and that makes it very good marketing.
ROFLMAO!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😝
ReplyDeleteOne brand claims to substitute a mint fragrance for each particle of fart smell. Not an improvement! A layer of activated charcoal would be better. Just insert a new one each morning! Reactivate the used ones... Outside preferably. Yuck.
ReplyDeleteOh, great. Another way to poison people with scent! That's bad! I think this brand does use charcoal from what I remember. That doesn't sound comfortable.
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