Monday, December 31, 2018

December Movie Reviews


*****  Exceptional
****    Great
***      OK
**        So So
*          Blah

Cold in July Is about a clean-cut family guy (Michael C. Hall) who shoots and kills an intruder who has broken into his house.  The police tell him the intruder was a wanted felon and he did society a favor. The intruder's newly-released-from-prison ex-con father (Sam Shepherd) comes a calling, isn't happy about his only son being murdered, and starts stalking and intimidating the family. The police do a stake out at family guy's house then claim they ran the ex-con out of town. In the meantime, Family Guy sees a wanted poster and realizes he didn't kill the wanted felon, but the police tell him he must be in shock, go home, forget about it. When Family Guy decides to go back to the police station to ask more questions, he witnesses the police dragging the ex-con forcibly out of the police station, injecting him with some kind of a sedative, and leaving him on the train tracks with a train coming down the tracks. Family Guy rescues the ex-con and asks, WTF is going on?  Ex-con phones his old Army buddy who is now a private investigator (Don Johnson) and they attempt to answer that very question. Never a dull moment. Don Johnson's character was delightful. All great performances. I'm not sure I'm convinced Family Guy who was shaking so hard in the first scene trying to load his handgun is the same guy at the end who is acting like a professional law enforcement officer. Hmmm...and none of the questions Family Guy had were ever answered: who did he shoot? Why were the police murdering the ex-con? Was he just in the wrong place at the wrong time for their plan to work? The plot kind of twists into something totally different. Still interesting. Lots of blood and shoot-em-up which is not my favorite, but worked fine. Stupid title. You'd think someone could come up with something better. Just off the top of my head I'd take something out of the movie like "Fear of Life" which is the justifiable homicide law that allows Family Guy to get away with a self-defense charge. Way more interesting and connected to the script. Cold in July? What the hell is that? ****

God Help the Girl is about a young woman in a mental institution although they aren't clear why...there was a boyfriend she followed from Australia to Britain, and she wasn't eating...I have no idea. She writes music, escapes the institution, and finds two people to start a band with her. The music was good. It was a little like a 1960s musical where they just burst into song and start dancing which was odd. Her clothes were outstanding. Another stupid title. **

Little Accidents is about a mining community after a mining accident and the disappearance of the mining foreman's teenage son. Excellent story, beautiful photography, lots of conflict and tension between characters and outstanding character development presented quickly and efficiently at the beginning. Great performances. Love the title. ****

The Meg is a science-fiction about science gone wrong and although I'm not a fan of sci-fi, I do like a storyline that makes sense rather than giving long convoluted scientific speeches on how the craziness happened. Not only do these explanations rarely make sense, but usually a total waste of time. For this story an underwater research station inadvertently opens a portal from a hidden trench in the Pacific Ocean. OK. I can get into that. And up from the depths comes a Megalodon - a 75-foot thought to have been prehistoric shark with a mean disposition. It was exciting and fun with great special effects and lots of humor. It also had lots of bad scriptwriting filled with sentimentality and overacting, but the giant, incredibly ugly shark made up for it. ***

Sold is about a twelve-year old girl in Nepal who is sold to a brothel by her very poor family thinking she was being sent to a better life in the city to work for rich people. When she realizes what she's expected to do, she fights. They beat her and when that doesn't work, they drug her and have her raped repeatedly into submission. So horrible this is based on a true story. An American woman (Gillian Anderson) is hired as a photographer by a humanitarian organization and sees this young girl calling out from her barred window for help. They plan to find and rescue her, but the logistics take time. So very sad human trafficking is so wide-spread. I can't imagine what it must be like for a child. It's horrifying there are so many degenerate men in the world who keep this business going. They all need to have their dicks cuts off. ****

The Screaming Woman I saw this movie on television when I was a kid and it has haunted me all my life, popping into my memory every now and then. It was a made-for-TV horror movie, but since it was made in the 1970s it's more melodramatic than scary, but for a kid it was frightening! It's about an older, wealthy woman (Olivia de Havilland) who had a mental break after her husband died and was sent to an asylum to recuperate. Her son and his money-hungry wife want to have her permanently committed so they can sell her very lavish house and property to a development company, of course. She is now home, and on her first outing away from the house comes across a dog on her property digging. She stops, investigates, tries to shoo the dog away, and hears a voice coming up from the ground calling for help. She runs hysterically back to the house screaming about a woman buried alive, but everyone is wondering if they let her out too soon. She calls the police and they too think she is wasting their time. She runs through the neighborhood trying to get someone to help her because her arthritis prevents her from digging the woman up herself, but her reputation for being a little crazy proceeds her and the fact no one likes her because she's rich and mean doesn't help either. Then she knocks on the door of the man who thought he murdered and buried his wife...he's not real thrilled she's still alive.  Even now in 2018 it's quite scary and says a lot about how elderly people are treated, dismissed, and constantly judged as incompetent for no reason other than someone is trying to control them. Great movie even for all the melodramatic performances. Love the high-end 70s California architecture and fashion. The film quality wasn't very good, but I watched it online copied from an old horror movie program like the ones we watched when we were kids. I remember watching old horror movies on "Nightmare Theater" every Friday night. LOL. ****

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