The Fall of Saint Evelyn

St. Christopher, St. Philomena, and St. Ursula...what do they have in common?

 

Stripped of their holy titles and removed from the Calendar of Saints forever to be casted into saintless obscurity, they were desaintified.

No more feast days, no more statues, no more prayers. Cursed to wander aimlessly among mortals. Destined to be worshipped by some secret, cultish society in some dark, underground cavern wearing some really ugly robes. 

This is what happens when one falls from grace. Decanonization is a bitch.

This last week, Evelyn, Patron Saint of Those Who Can Not Grow Parsley, has joined the ranks of rankless saints and has submitted herself to the Dark Side.

The Former Saint Evelyn in Transition

Incriminating Evidence

The Former Saint Evelyn is growing parsley. Gasp! We all know only the wicked can grow parsley. No more halo. No more wings. The Dark Side will never be the same, but they will definitely have a good supply of parsley.

The Former Saint Evelyn Showing Off Her Parsley
with a Happy Dance on the Dark Side with her New Friends.